Southwest Florida's 4 Seasons

Dessication - (Oct - Mar) everything gradually is dried out and turns to dust
Incubation - (Apr - Jun) add heat until daily range is 76-98 F
Hydration - (Jul-Aug) add water and stir, monsoon style
Fermentation - (Sep - Oct) continue heating, add water until methane and water vapor rise, exploding into a rich mist of dust, pollen, and mold spores

Haven't been able to breathe for weeks. . .